Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is Headed For A Break-Up

WOW it's been a long time since my last Top Ten!
Here is another David Letterman Top Ten Contest inspired one!

Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is Headed For A Break-Up

10. Find your hand Superglued to the remote.
    
    
9. Meals suddenly have that home-cooked Strychnine taste.
   
   
8. He not only agrees to carry your purse in public, but wants to wear your shoes as well.
   
   
7. Suddenly wonders what kind of couple you and her friend Kim would make.
   
   
6. You suggest a weekend getaway. They say: "fine, see you Monday"
   
   
5. Your favorite recliner is sitting on the curb.
   
   
4. You finally agree to dinner with the parents, but she informs you they both died over a year ago.
   
   
3. Every other sentence starts with "At least my ex used to..."
   
   
2. You suggest making plans for next Summer. They suggest making plans for next Hour.
   
   
1. You wonder aloud how good "Break-Up-Sex" is. They inform you "not very good."