Top Ten Worst Ways To Inform Someone A Loved One Has Died

10. Leave body in living room on hospital gurney with feet and toe tag exposed.
    
    
9. Game of 20 Questions
   
   
8. Start reminiscing and always refer to the recently departed in the past tense until you are asked why initiating a long and awkward silence…
   
   
7. Ask whether Loved One is dead or Canadian knowing full well they’re not Canadian
   
   
6. Trick them into going to the morgue on the pretext it’s a college fraternity initiation rite.
   
   
5. Invite them to a private “Weekend at Bernie’s” screening and have their love one seated up front and center.
   
   
4. Mail body parts one at time until they guess who
   
   
3. Make sure they watch Fox’s upcoming: America’s Most Funny Accidental Deaths.
   
   
2. Have UPS guy deliver head stone for upcoming funeral to their house
   
   And The Number One Worst Way To Inform Someone A Loved One Has Died
   
   
1. Last item on grocery list: get body bag for Grandma