Top Ten Reasons Your Clone Hates You

10. Seems all you really needed were a set of testes after loosing them in a freak accident to the hood ornament of a ’56 Desoto.
    
    
9. Make him attend all your in-law’s dinners in your place
   
   
8. You skip town leaving him all your student loans
   
   
7. Every time he walks into the room you yell: “stop copying me!”
   
   
6. Had the four-year-life-span option installed
   
   
5. Couldn’t afford a real surrogate mother so you used your neighbors’ hot-tub for a womb while they were on vacation.
   
   
4. Constant reminders not to hurt himself… you might need him for parts later.
   
   
3. Have you looked in a mirror lately??? Who wants to be a clone of that!
   
   
2. Had zippers installed over all the major organs
   
   And The Number One Reason Your Clone Hates You
   
   
1. Found out he was nucleated from a sphincter muscle cell, seems you wanted to prove just how much of an asshole you could be.