New Entry in Larry's Top Tens Top Ten Signs You're Not One of the Most Powerful Celebrities (my entries for this week's David Letterman Top Ten Contest)

10. Can’t get a table at McDonalds on a slow day
    
9. Most prized award is: Best “I’m not a Doctor” in a 60 second ad
   
8. You’ve just starred in an ad for a law firm and they’re suing you for making lawyers look bad
   
7. Credits for last movie list you as: Some Guy played by Some Guy
   
6. SAG keeps offering to refund your startup fee and all dues ever paid
   
5. SAG keeps sending you letters about exciting opportunities in non-SAG projects
   
4. The only role you’ve been offered the last year is for a bit part in G2: Gigli vs. Glitter
   
3. Unable to leap small children in a single bound
   
2. Have never been invited to a Democratic fundraiser
   
1. The only Star with your name on it is a Carl’s Jr. hamburger wrapper you signed for someone that mistook you for Bill Pullman.
   

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